does anyone else get really disappointed when you see a really crunchy looking leaf but when you step on it it doesn’t do the thing
*quotes Supernatural during sex*
"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"
"You breed with the mouth of a goat"
”I need you to let me touch it.”
"he was my gay thing"
"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."
"Cas, get out of my ass"
"I’ve got genital herpes."
these are not actual quotes
these are actual quotes
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
if this reaches 80k i will have a heart attack
Call the paramedics